I’m a pretty religious person. I believe in reverence for the soul, honour of all spirit, seduction of music, creation of art, rhyme of dance.
I’m a pretty hardworking person. I believe in dignity of earned living, synchrony of purpose, diligence of effort, perfection of skill.
I’m a pretty lazy person. I believe in the joy of an automatic bath- the shower, the luxury of headphones before chores, the air that dries up water spilled so I don’t have to mop the floor, the laws dictating weekends were made for sleep, eat, and drink.
I’m a pretty economical person. I believe bathing when it’s weekend, the air conditioner is on, and all I’m doing is lounging is a waste of bath gel, bath energy, and welcoming bed space.
Most of all, I’m a pretty pretty person in need of coffee. I believe the above statements make that pretty clear.