Ibadan, Oyo State,
Dec. 16, 2015
Good day to you. How’s your sleigh, Rudolph, and all?
You know how people say you don’t really live in the North pole and you’re just a myth? Well, I know that’s all false because you gift me most years. I’m just wondering about a technicality, so I thought to clear it up with you because you know that I know we both know I really want the present I requested for this year.
I hear you only gift those who have been good. Well, here’s the thing: I’ve been really good this year. Good at being bad. I still get my present; right?