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Between The Cock and Me

6:00 a.m.

*from some far-but-near distance* Kukuruuku

*Dupe frowns, changes position, quickly shuts her alarm up when the icon appears on the telephone screen. Satisfied, she smiles; and continues browsing the internet*

6:03 a.m.

*from a far-but-nearer distance* Kukuruuku

Dupe: “I should get up and bathe. But do I really have to? Hmm… Nah. Let’s just cancel breakfast”

6:05 a.m.

*from a near distance* Kukuruuku! Kukuruuku!

Dupe: “Beht wassall dis? Sir Cock, ayam awake. Since 1 a.m! Kilo de wa de bayii?”

*repositions self so headphones cover ears better, despite lying down*

6:06 a.m.

*right outside her window* Kukuruuku! Kukuruuku!

*Flies up*

Dupe: “The fuck!”

*Lifts curtains, sees cock standing proudly on fence beside her window; seemingly unaware of her presence*

Dupe: “Izzit by force to eat breakfast ni?”

*cock turns to look in Dupe’s direction* Kukuru…

*Dupe grabs towel, runs out of room mumbling about enemies who won’t let her laze in bed just 1 morning in a whole week*

P.S:

kilo de wa de bayii” means “what is the matter now”

…for those whose heads strayed, “cock” was a word before you discovered ‘blue’ materials, the internet, and sex.

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