North Pole Express

                                                                                                            Oluyole Estate,

                                                                                                            Ibadan, Oyo State,


                                                                                                            Dec. 16, 2015

                                                                                                            *Candy thoughts*

Hello Santa,

Good day to you. How’s your sleigh, Rudolph, and all?

You know how people say you don’t really live in the North pole and you’re just a myth? Well, I know that’s all false because you gift me most years. I’m just wondering about a technicality, so I thought to clear it up with you because you know that I know we both know I really want the present I requested for this year.

I hear you only gift those who have been good. Well, here’s the thing: I’ve been really good this year. Good at being bad. I still get my present; right?

Yours sincerely,

Little Dupe