Uncle Ex:
“Let me teach you to drive”
Dupe:
“With a Jeep? So I’ll now jam something and… Alakoba!”
Sir Beau:
“Girl come and learn to drive na”
Dupe:
“With a Benz? So I can use all my money on petrol? Why not fear God?”
Dupe:
*sitted at Daddy’s feet, facing him*
“Daddy shebi you know I’m old enough to drive now. When would you start teaching me?”
Daddy:
*jaw drops*
“You didn’t forget that discussion? Since 2004?!”
*Dupe frowns, looks like a child whose ice-cream suddenly vanished *
“Aah Modupe mi, ma binu.”
*reaches hands out, cuddles her*
“You should have known I’m too impatient to teach you to drive”
*Song about a broken heart resumes in background*